The word “suck” is defined as: Getting tagged not once... but TWICE in the span of 20 minutes by those stupid road rule enforcement cameras this morning. For those who don’t know what I’m talking about, click here.

It’s amazing to me how many of these things are all over the place, and I’m even more amazed at how incredibly ineffective they are. The two times I had my snap shot taken this morning I was at a complete stop. I was neither speeding nor was I running a red light. Now I don’t profess to be a saint on the road when I drive and I do dabble in an occasional speed session every now and again but seriously… who the hell gets tagged at a complete stop? Twice in one day?

I’ll tell you who. Me.

At this point a toilet could fall out of the sky and kill me dead and I wouldn’t feel half as bad as I would about getting tagged twice by the camera enforcement fairies.

I’m at a point now where I’m seriously considering driving around in a ski mask and using counter technology. The only thing those things are good for is extortion and temporary blindness, two things I’m not particularly fond off. I’m almost tempted to run a light today holding up a middle finger while I’m doing it just cause. Can you tell I’m taking this well?

The madness has got to end, folks.